Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!