Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....