I have bad and very bad news
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What are the three fastest means of communication?
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Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
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She changed me
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Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...