irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...