A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
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Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
American University Grading Procedures
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Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...