My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...