Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...