Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...