Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...