Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.