A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
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Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
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While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
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A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...