yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...