Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...