Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...