Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...