The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...