Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...