Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...