Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...