what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Whats the world weakest animal?
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Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.