Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...