Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.