Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...