Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...