Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...