Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
What is SWF?
What does SWM stand for in a personal column advertisement?Sneaking While Married
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.