Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...