The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...