Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...