How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...