There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...