What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...