If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.