Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...