Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...