The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...