Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...