Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...