Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...