Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...