Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...