How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...