Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...