Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Preganat wife? Avoid these!
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17. “I finished the...