The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...