Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...