A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
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Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Yard Work Sign Language
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What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.