Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Revenge of the Blondes!
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Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
58 Newspaper Headlines
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Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...