The beach
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Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
A hot frog!
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A pool table?
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Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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How Cold Is Cold?
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It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...