What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
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Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
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